Feeling a little down in the dumps today, so I thought I'd share something humorous I posted back in April. After listening to my sister describe her online debates with anti-Catholics, I put this humble offering together.


Your Anti-Catholic Guide



As a public service (and with tongue firmly implanted in cheek), I give you the following methods for responding to reasonable arguments made by Catholics. Feel free to choose one or more—whatever’s best suited for you!
  1. Shift the burden of proof. It’s true that you are the one who has made the accusation, and you do believe in Innocent Until Proven Guilty, but Catholics a priori are guilty, so it falls to them to prove their innocence. Therefore demand that, rather than you proving your claim, it is the Catholic’s responsibility to debunk it. However, don’t forget that because they are guilty, any evidence they provide is always tainted.

  1. It’s okay to lie! First of all, you’re saved no matter what you do. Second, the prohibition against lying states “Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor” and Catholics, being the spawn of Satan, are not your neighbors. (Bonus points for also despising them since it’s only your neighbor you have to love as yourself.)

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