Introducing - Victor S E Moubarak

Victor is an occasional contributor to this Blog and a frequent reader too. He is well recognised in his town by the blue cowboy hat with orange feather which he always wears and colorful shirts with red tartan trousers.

He also wears different colored socks - red and blue, or yellow and orange, green and mauve - to remind him which one is the left and right foot.

He started a campaign that socks should be sold in threes rather than in pairs, to make it easier to get a matching pair when you pull them out of the drawer.

He speaks French fluently and once ordered a whole meal in a restaurant in French to impress his guests. it was an Italian restaurant.

Whilst in Paris years ago he had lunch at one of those out-door open-air restaurants where they put the tables on the sidewalk so that you may enjoy the view. As soon as he was served his meal it started to rain ... not much rain, just a light constant drizzle. It took him ages to finish the soup!

A very cautious man who always looks left and right and left again before crossing his legs. Not superstitious as such but always reads his horrorscopes to find out what he is missing in life.  The other day his horrorscope said that he'll feel very tired and run down ... but they'll soon catch the motorist who ran him down.

Victor has written a number of books very slowly because a number of his readers cannot read fast.

You can download his books FREE from HERE; and visit Victor's Blog HERE.

Comments

  1. Lol. You're so funny, Victor! They SHOULD sell socks in threes - the sock monster is always on the prowl at my house too!

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    1. Hi Mary,

      I've found a shop which sells socks in 4s which is a little better to improve one's chances of finding a pair of matching color. I asked the seller to sell socks in 5s and I won't repeat his answer here.

      God bless.

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  2. you bring much needed joy and laughter to our site- thank-you

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    1. Hello Melanie,

      It's good to laugh. I do it all the time when I look in a mirror.

      God bless.

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  3. You, sir, are a funny man--and I LIKE that! :) I honestly have appreciated your posts when I have had the chance to read them; thank you. And very nice to meet you, Victor.

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    1. Hi Eileen. Thanx for the kind compliment. Glad I make you smile. I'm very pleased to meet you too.

      I often post humourous stories on my Blog because I find they attract new readers who Google for "jokes" or "funny" and so on. Hopefully, they also benefit from my serious Christian posts too.

      There are several humourous books I wrote which you can download FREE from my Blog.

      God bless.

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