Little Johnny Funny
Little Johnny did not know that his family was poor.
One day he came to school wearing just one shoe. The teacher asked, "Johnny, did you lose a shoe?"
"No ma'am," he said, "I found one."
[forwarded by Al Keeney]
Did you hear about the two air-heads who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
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