Are you Down with That?
Okay, it’s hard enough for me to comprehend the idea that kids don’t need to learn to read and write cursive anymore, but this one takes the cake, well at least the doughnut. My brother was in the parking lot of the doughnut shop and I asked him to pick us up some doughnuts. Just to make things easy, I told him I would call in and give them our list and I decided to pay for them as well, by credit card. As I was giving the girl my card information, she asked me for the expiration date on the card. Since the month is August, I just told her August and the year. She started guessing. “That’s seven, eight?” At first I didn’t understand her, and then it hit me. I said, “August, uh yeah, eight.” Do you know what she said? What she actually said to me over the phone? “Okay, well, I’m not down with numbers like that.” That’s right, she really didn’t know that August was the eighth month. Heaven help us. I just couldn’t believe it. First cursive, now this.